tesskun: dr-vblschrf: OH MY FUCKING GOD
rodneykong: you’re gonna fuck with me punk? ill have you know im really sensitive and if you call me names i might cry. so watch your fucking back
house/electro is my favorite music to study to. keeps me energized and there are no lyrics for me to fixate on. yesssss
misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt: flawlesstrueperfection: you’re a 10? on the pH scale maybe cuz u basic
where have you been all my dada life
asap-tran: really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you. fuck
deadybearspicnic: How relationships work: I like your butt. However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too. But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.
notxam: my good friend lorn had this...
collectyourhearts: the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
yyoutuberss: having to write emails to your teachers is the worst like i have no idea whether just to be really proper and articulate or just go “yo wassup my nigga”
I spent 5000 years laughing at this guy's...
onthesideoftheotters: crazypeoplejail: help me I can’t stop laughing DID HE JUST RUN ALL THE WAY TO THE SEATS TO CLAP FOR HIS TEAM OMFG jay look it’s your post again
dootzy: this video will make your day better THAT RHYTHM
itsmalice: johnfontin: the pig goes “oink oink” the cow goes “moooo” the horse goes “neighhhh” the dog goes “ed…ward” You’re grounded.
egbuns: otterthulhu: rabioheab: Cool Names For You To Name Your Children Farquaad Farquaad II Farquaad III Farquaad IV Farquaad V You could call them the farsquaad i literally just laughed so hard i cried over this text post my dogs are scared they dont know whats sgoing on FASQUAAD
me during the summer: is today wednesday or sunday
sollux: the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not