May 2013
75 posts
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rodneykong:
you’re gonna fuck with me punk? ill have you know im really sensitive and if you call me names i might cry. so watch your fucking back
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random thought
house/electro is my favorite music to study to. keeps me energized and there are no lyrics for me to fixate on. yesssss
misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:
flawlesstrueperfection:
you’re a 10? on the pH scale maybe
cuz u basic
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LIFE HACK
asap-tran:
really-shit:
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
deadybearspicnic:
How relationships work: I like your butt. However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.
But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.
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collectyourhearts:
the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
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yyoutuberss:
having to write emails to your teachers is the worst
like i have no idea whether just to be really proper and articulate or just go “yo wassup my nigga”
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I spent 5000 years laughing at this guy's...
onthesideoftheotters:
crazypeoplejail:
help me I can’t stop laughing
DID HE JUST RUN ALL THE WAY TO THE SEATS TO CLAP FOR HIS TEAM OMFG
jay look it’s your post again
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dootzy:
this video will make your day better
THAT RHYTHM
itsmalice:
johnfontin:
the pig goes “oink oink”
the cow goes “moooo”
the horse goes “neighhhh”
the dog goes “ed…ward”
You’re grounded.
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egbuns:
otterthulhu:
rabioheab:
Cool Names For You To Name Your Children
Farquaad
Farquaad II
Farquaad III
Farquaad IV
Farquaad V
You could call them the farsquaad
i literally just laughed so hard i cried over this text post my dogs are scared they dont know whats sgoing on
FASQUAAD
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me during the summer: is today wednesday or sunday
sollux:
the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not